Valentine's Day

Dateless and without plans

(again) for valentine’s Day?

Illustration of Cupid with a superimposed photo of a muscular back.

Purple cupid silhouette with an overlay of a muscular back.

Silhouette of Cupid with bow and arrow overlying a woman's body in a heart shape

It doesn’t have to suck this year…

***WARNING: If you’re punch-drunk in love, staring endlessly into your partner’s almond-shaped eyes over candlelight, wondering how you ever breathed before you met them, THEN Why are you reading this anyway you smug bastard? Go get matching outfits and have slow, meaningful sloth sex for hours on a zebra skin rug in a Tuscan villa while Marvin Gaye sings softly in the background. JUST KIDDING - you can come after 10PM for our dance party which is open to all beings. Please leave the hours of 7PM - 10PM to our single friends and come rage with us after your own candlelit dinners

A colorful crafting station with a table lamp, heart-shaped cutouts, colorful pens, paper stacks, and a vibrant wallpaper backdrop.

Various sex toys displayed on a black and white striped surface.

Two clowns in a dimly lit room with vibrant, colorful graffiti art on the walls; one clown is adjusting a sofa while the other is standing by a striped table.

People in colorful costumes attending a party in a dimly lit room with red and blue lighting.

Woman with artistic makeup and piercings in warm-toned lighting.

Vintage-style carnival booth with "Lip Lock and Shock" heart sign, featuring cherub cutouts. Woman in period costume with a red hat stands inside, surrounded by red lighting.

Person sitting next to a giant teddy bear in a colorful, lit-up room with decorative plates on the wall, holding a drink.

Two people in a dimly lit setting, one with long hair and theatrical makeup, the other with a hat and visible tattoo, surrounded by red lighting.

People in colorful costumes dancing at a vibrant, festive event with heart decorations and ambient lighting.

A lively party scene inside a dimly lit venue. Several people are dressed in colorful outfits. One person in a checkered outfit and beverage cup interacts with another in red clothing and fishnet stockings. The background features decorative wall art

A man in a colorful jacket drawing on an Etch A Sketch, with a woman in red sunglasses and a man watching.

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